The Big Whizzy Bang

*POP*

"Whooooaaaaa..... where am I??," you say in that really annoying way that you do whenever you are confused and unsure of yourself.

You are in the Big Whizzy.

"Welcome," I say, sort of off-the-cuff-like not sure if I really mean it. "Stay if you like, but don't expect a free lunch. This is the blog-o-sphere and food isn't on the menu."

Turns out you're not hungry. Not for food, anyway.

Good. Then you are ready.