Big Whizzy Security

OK. So what if we're going to let corrupt governments with ties to terrorists run our ports? Big Whizzy deal. The Fearless Leader has said that nothing bad is going to happen. He's looked into it. And that should be good enough for you. Remember when he looked into that other government with WMD programs and their ties to terrorists? He fixed that didn't he?

Look how Fearless Leader has been strong on terrorism. We are fighting the terrorists in Iraq so we don't have to fight them here!! We are fighting the terrorists in Afghanistan so we don't have to fight them here!! Soon, we will be fighting the terrorists in Syria and Iran so that we don't have to fight them here!! You will never have to fight the terrorists here, if you are lucky enough to still be here once we have deployed to all of those other points of the globe.

And if by some off-the-wall, one in a million type chance that some terrorists dare to attack us again, we will be ready. Fearless Leader is prepared. Remember how quickly and decisively things were taken care of in the past?

So sit back, relax, everything is going to be okay. You're getting sleepy...sleepy. Your eyelids are getting heavy....